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That awkward moment when all the pretty people on tumblr start to say they’re ugly.. and im like: “What the FUCK am I then?!”



When you just had dinner and someone catches you at the fridge 20 minutes later getting more food and they say: "But you just ate dinner like 20 mi..."



That one friend who tells the whole class I'm the one who gave them gum..

When your bestfriend gets pissed at you

and you try to do funny things:

they are like:



When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.
Like a ninja.



Mom says get off of the internet.

“Excuuuuuse me?”


When you’re the only person excited about something:



How I feel after I take a nap

When I hear a secret from someone I don't like (Weed som tjuvlyssnar på Indira)


When the power goes off and you’re:
In school…


On the internet



When I watch 3D movies.



When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them and they do this:



That moment of fame when your name is in a math problem



That awkward moment when you're trying to be quiet opening a new pack of gum... But you end up being to loud.


and everyone is suddenly like:

Walking past your crush.

Expectation:


Reality:



That awkward moment when you touch something and it feels weird as hell



Going Downstairs

On The Weekend

On A School Day



Mom: Honey, I’m going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?
Me: Ok, mom

5 minutes later…
Me: ………..Where’s my mom?



That awkward moment when you trip over your own shoes…



That feeling of satisfaction when your comment gets more ‘likes’ then the status


When you open a pack of gum in class



When you’re in school and you touch a peice of gum under your desk by mistake

HOW TO SLIP LIKE A BOSS.


then there’s me..



When your parents are trying to wake you up



If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off?



That awkward moment when you try to kick in an open door.



When you’re looking your very best and you see your ex.

Me when I'm scared shitless and can't run away.


The reason why I got a nosebleed after washing myself.


Hammering like a BOSS!


Stephen King, you wonderful man <3<3


I hate when that happen...